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Mr. Burns (from “The Simpsons) answers the phone using the phrase “ahoy hoy”. This was Alexander Graham Bell’s original intended greeting when answering the phone, not ”hello.”
When you’re going to propose to your girl friend at Star Tours in Disney World, you’d better make it count
Kitty kisses.
My coffee got cold, so I made an owl with it.
you made an owL WITH YOUR FUCKING COFFEE
